I loved just about every maniacal task I was given, all of which are as weird as they are clever. Even the silly simplicity of a task obscurely called “Rake in the Lake” was enough to send me into a honking fervor. Who wrote this list? That much is unclear, but we know whoever did has a special kind of hatred in their heart. The foul deeds required of you can range from stealing food for a picnic to nabbing a gardener’s keys off his belt to untying a little boy’s shoelaces, scaring him until he runs away and trips, then quickly stealing his glasses and letting him blindly search the ground until you bring him the wrong pair back. And this goose’s to-do list apparently consists entirely of being a total jerk to the people who live in its cute little town for reason beyond “because goose.” Unfitgirl.COM SEXY GAMES Untitled Goose Game Free Download Unfitgirl
Slowly creeping up behind an unsuspecting sap who is holding an item you need or using strategically placed walkie-talkies to lure some mook away with HONKs never failed to make me laugh.
It’s not an exaggeration to compare it to the likes of Hitman or Metal Gear Solid, just with goose-based shenanigans replacing all that icky murder.
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